Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia

Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia

This is funny translation of Adobe’s statement of their acquisition of Macromedia. This one line forebodes the fate of many Adobemedia employees:

Please also note that PDF is an excellent format for sending out résumés.

Ouch.